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- Alabama
- Alaska
- Arkansas
- Arizon
1. It's so hot in Arizona, cows are giving evaporated mil and the trees are whistling for dogs.
- California
- Colorado
1. Question : How do you know you are in the presence of a real Coloradan?
Answer: He carries his $3,000.00 mountain bike on top of his car.
- Connecticut
- Delaware
- Georgia
- Idaho
- Illinois
- Kansas
- Louisiana
- Maine
- Maryland
- Massachuetts
1. Question : What is the difference between Massachusetts and Connecticut?
Answer: The Kennedy's don't own Connecticut.
- Michigan
1. Question: What do you call 40 guys watching the Super Bowl on Television?
Answer: The Detroit Lions
Missouri
1. Just keep driving. When something changes you'll know you are out of Nebraska.
- Nevada
- New Hampshire
1. The state motto is "Live Free or DIe", which appears on license plates made by prisoners.
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- North Dakota
1. Question : What is a seven course meal in Vorth Dakota?
Answer: A hamburger and a six pack.
- Oklahoma
1. Question: How can you tell if an Oklahoman is married?
Answer: There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
- Oregon
- Pennsylvania
- South Carolina
- South Dakota
- Tennessee
- Texas
- Utah
- Vermont
- Washington
- Wisconsin
- Wyoming
1. Questions: hy are cowboys' hats turned up on the sides?
ANSWER: So that three people can fit in the pickup.
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